The Brand New Testament

The Brand New Testament

6.6IMDb Score
Released:2015-09-02
Genre:Comedy, Fantasy
Duration:114 min
Country:Luxembourg, Belgium, France
Director:Jaco Van Dormael
Actors:Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, Yolande Moreau, Catherine Deneuve, François Damiens
Production:Caviar, Climax Films, VOO, Orange Studio, Bac Cinema, Terra Incognita Films, Après le Déluge, Belga Productions, RTBF, BeTV, BNP Paribas Fortis

Overview:

God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

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