Any Old Port!

Any Old Port!

7.0IMDb Score
Released:1932-03-05
Genre:Comedy
Duration:21 min
Country:United States of America
Director:James W. Horne
Actors:Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Julie Bishop, Walter Long, Eddie Baker
Production:Hal Roach Studios

Overview:

Stan and Ollie check into a seedy hotel and help a young girl escape the clutches of the landlord. They are forced to flee the hotel with no money and Ollie arranges for Stan to fight at a local boxing hall for $50. Stan's opponent turns out to be Musgy who uses a loaded glove. During the fight the glove is swapped and Stan triumphs only to find that Ollie has bet their fee that he would lose.

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